School

A place you go to make sure your youth doesn't get too interesting

Wanna do something else than going to school today?
Yeah, not really, i've been in school so much i'm not really comfortable doing anything else than been told what to do

by Janzord April 6, 2016

school

The worst tutorial level ever

Person 1: I got just my high school diploma!
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options

by illegalpig March 4, 2017

School

Something Finland does better than us

Finnish Boy: "Over Here we have 4 hour school days, the rest is used to experience childhood like it's supposed to be"

American Boy: "Well we have 7 hour school days, the rest is used for doing more work at home"

Finnish Boy "Olet köyhä lapsi"

by A Useless Definition September 17, 2017

School

The biggest waste of time that people use as an excuse not to hire you for a job. I’ll never use anything I learned in school in life except addition subtraction division multiplication other than that not shit if u are thinking about dropping out go for it why not

Jaimie; yo u going to school today
John; nah bruh fuck school

by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019

School

Hell

Mom: Jeremy wake up its time to go to school
Jeremy: No! I don't want to go back to that horrible burning place

by Destiel2003 October 28, 2015

School

A legitimate prison that you sit in an uncomfortable plastic chair for 9 hours. Then you finally get to go home and relax. BUT NO there’s this thing called homework that if you refuse to complete you will fail. The school will find ways to make your life miserable.

school is a waste of time

by chadhairs December 1, 2019

School

Hell.

Example of school:

"Oh no! its Monday!"
"Why, where are you going?"
"Hell."

by God bless your survival. October 23, 2018