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Smammered

To be totally drunk or high off your ass. Combination of "Smashed" and "Hammered". It covers all types of inebriation.

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The last time I did those shots I got so smammered I was on top of the bar with my shirt off.
by Mandipants June 11, 2006
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blm spammer

when a charli fanpage spams blm in cute and glittery letters in EVERY comment section
Blm spammer
15 June, 2021,

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by ZΣPH Ψ May 26, 2022
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slammered

When an asshole friend in the front seat rolls his window down when the car is approaching a large puddle do that friend in backseat gets hit by a wave of water entering the front window.
Hey asshole you just slammered me.
by Sullivan - Sigma Nu May 13, 2008
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scummer

a supporter of Southampton F.C. however they aren't actually human. They are victims to generations of inbreeding which has lead to severe physical and mental disfigurement.

they are most commonly known for supporting the shittest team ever to play in the English football league and living in a grotty little city on the south coast the government have recently given the go-head to use it as a nuclear testing site

recent history proves that portsmouth are the better team having beaten the 4-1 in their last encounter in 2006. no more encounters have occured between these clubs following the scummers RELEGATION at the end of the 2005/06 season

they despise the people of Portsmouth because of their higher status in the English football league which, as a result, leads to them getting their heads kicked in by the Portsmouth's 657 crew.

the head scummer (chosen because he is the best looking one of them) Matt le Tissier is a self proclaimed gay and spends most of his time either on sky sports or at his favourite brighton nightclub

it is advisable to stay away from these people unless a fully trained 657 member and planning to hospitalise one of them
i just gave birth to a scummer - popular phrase upon performing a "number 2"

that scummer cunt is going to need a disabled seat at St. mary's by the time i've finished with him

i hope you like the taste of brick you scummer cunt!
by John Westwood mk 2 March 19, 2008
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Candle Slammer

Dixy's Word
Meant to be an insult...
"ARGH Luke you candle slammer!"
by Hollie. Ben August 31, 2006
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Spaghetti O Slammer

Take a cup and put a couple shots of vodka in it. Then open a can of spaghetti O's, turn it upside down and slam the bottom of it so all the O's go in the cup, and then slam it down your throat.
Man i tried the spaghetti O slammer last night, i didn't even get close to finishing.
by Scot Coleman March 30, 2009
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slammer

Girl to her friend: "I hear that guy over there has a real slammer. Lets try talking him into a threeway."
by danisdan January 3, 2005
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