by Most palone April 2, 2019
Get the Santa Claused mug.A mysterious fat entity, said to dress in red clothing, that sneaks into houses and steals food. The common scientific name for this strange, rotund creature is "Homo holidayus". It is also known to enslave caribou to carry it's fat self to more food. One field study conducted near this creature's home base revealed another major fact: He also enslaves dwarfed human beings. Also observed was a caribou with a strange, glowing red nose.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cookie thefts last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
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by MysteriousPenguin January 24, 2019
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"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.
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by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017
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