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Campus Safetyism 

A philosophy that advocates for protection from supposed offensive ideas on college campuses. (The term is from Jonathan Haidt's book "The Coddling of the American Mind")
Bret Weinstein was booted off the campus of Evergreen College in part thanks to campus safetyism.

saftey wank 

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.
Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
saftey wank by Robustwater June 30, 2015
A Kanack from the 10th district of Vienna.
Safet, where are you from?
Bro, i am Bosnian
Safet by Jeaks March 23, 2022
A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.
Gator: (poot)
Scrawn: dang dude....doornob
Gator: Ah F bomb
Scrawn: (punched)
Saftey by Kswaub April 29, 2005

SafeTGard twat 

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
SafeTGard twat by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010

Safetypull 

The act of pulling money literally out of your ass, to use for the sole purpose of paying for birth control. So you can have sex with another person, with no protection, and not worry about getting pregnant outside of that 1% of the time.
It is okay, back in November, I was able to safetypull, so we are good for boning tonight
Safetypull by Jay Jay E September 13, 2010