Swimming

The act of not drowning

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach

by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020

Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

Swim friday with amazing olivia

Holiday where olivia’s friends go swimming with her ONLY ON FRIDAYS

person 1- hey what’s the day?
person 2- its friday?
person 1- NO ITS SWIM FRIDAY WITH AMAZING OLIVIA
Now we have to swim together

by hahdbakand June 8, 2022

Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020

Swim-By

Similar to Drive-Bys, just performed by swimming Orcas

"Oh man, they got Nils in a Swim-By.

by Omeninodabanana August 11, 2022

swim

1. The act of swimming in a body of water
2. In terms of driving an automobile, the act of passing traffic or passing between vehicles, without enough clearance to make it legal or safe, highly illegal
3. When you have a large quantity of something

1. Im going to swim at the pool man
2. The cop couldn't keep up at my swim
3. My man is swimming in women

by zazawarrior June 3, 2023

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018