sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.

Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass

by Mr.Morrill November 24, 2023

Sweaty chim

The drunken mistake you wake up to in the morning after a night out of drinking.

"Dude, I woke up this morning to a sweaty chim in my bed."

by Sweatychimlover March 03, 2017

sweaty deathbed

Referred to your bed in the lowest state of your depression. Hence waking up in sweat everyday.

Sorry I cant come to the pub today I'm in a sweaty deathbed

by cheesegreater June 23, 2021

sweaty lincoln

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

by Barnabee Jones December 28, 2009

sweaty brim

When you sit on someones face so they can lick your ass, your sweaty balls lay on their forehead, creating a "sweaty brim"

Last night was so hot, look at this sweaty brim... no smell it!

by JakeYourBooty October 07, 2007

Sweaty Canadian

Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.

She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.

by BorisFitton July 21, 2022

Sweaty Closet

When a group of friends, usually 3+, get in a small closet and hotbox with pot.

"Hey bros, let's go hop in my Sweaty Closet!"

by Spoodes July 13, 2016