Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

Shaq Surprise

The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.

Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked

by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020

magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006

The Captain’s Surprise

Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
( verb)

The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.

“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”

by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023

james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.

Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not

by Theredbullet May 24, 2017

Cocoa Surprise

when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!

ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!

by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008

confetti surprise

Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!

I can my women a confetti surprise last night

by napalm3191 October 19, 2014