spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

A paulie spread

A cock pic

He sent me a paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 12, 2020

Spread

When a woman spreads her legs so a man can penetrate her.

She was so spread.

by Little cheeto July 31, 2018

pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).

Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.

by roachnastee December 11, 2017

Spreads

The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...

Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

Ghetto Spread

When a black girl spreads her legs and shows off her nasty brown cooch.

LaQuisha gave her baby daddy Khyrawn the ghetto spread after he got out of jail

by swim_shady May 15, 2023

diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024