Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.

Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.

by Yureh July 11, 2023

Sleeping Simulator

A situation where a game become so boring because theres nothing to do but waiting for something (an event or AI/another player attacking you) to happend. Usually in a Grand Strategy game where youre playing as a more pacifist or minor faction.

Greg: Yo, you wanna try playing Millenium Dawn? I heard it was set in Modern times
Nathan: No thanks, if i really want to play a Sleeping simulator i'd rather play Mobile games

by FridayNuggies July 12, 2023

Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.

Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.

by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")

"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."

by ndwoods January 16, 2024