Simon

ur real name is lil wi wi

simon is an undercover grandpa ( not in a terrible way)

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

simotainpheselesactnormfeeosis

fear of Zac Efron.

"I have simotainpheselesactnormfeeosisphoba :/"
"Zac Efron."
"HELP ME HELP HELP HELP HELP ME HES COMING"

by Binocularsc April 14, 2022

Simon Cowell

Comical botox guy.

Simon Cowell botox.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Simonee

He is the only god
He farted out the multiverse an infinite amount of years ago

He takes the form of a iguana as we cannot comprehend the his true form

He fought bully magiure over a morbillion years ago however he was only able to imprison him in the middle of the multiverse but in order to help him defeat him you must pray to him in order to reach out salvation

I love the almighty simonee

by The Pope of simoneeism June 27, 2022

Simon Cowell

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.

by johndoe911 July 20, 2022

Simon Lu

1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry

Simon Lu is literally the best teacher ever.

by Johnnn Don October 26, 2022

simon

insane. stay away. be careful. may try to seduce you.

very hot dangerous male.
sexy beast.

omg is that simon?? how sexy, i should stay away

by sexy woman (rayyan) May 7, 2023