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I went back and forth where we both cummed like crazy. The bell rang. We quickly put on our clothing and I kissed her still naked boob goodbye. Next period my table still had cum on it. I wiped it quickly. This kept happening until the end of the school year. I must go. She's calling me.
I went back and forth where we both cummed like crazy. The bell rang. We quickly put on our clothing and I kissed her still naked boob goodbye. Next period my table still had cum on it. I wiped it quickly. This kept happening until the end of the school year. I must go. She's calling me.
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