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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
by Teddy April 10, 2005
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Hot Shitter

Male or Female who is so insanely hot that you wouldn’t mind watching them shit.
Daayumm- that David Beckham is a hot shitter!
by S the Snake December 9, 2008
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Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.
Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter
by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008
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Flame Shirter

A Word used to describe a self proclaimed "cool guy" or "poser", a person who lies or over exaggerates stories to gain attention or gain the respect of his/her peers. The difference between a cool guy/poser and a flame shirter is that everyone knows the flame shirter is lying but listens to him/her just to hear how lame they came possibly be. This term originated from people who used to wear silk, button up shirts with flames on them, or dragons/skulls. These (now mostly extinct) people founded the flame shirter with there consistent "ego" and "personality", but the sad truth is, everyone has a little flamer shirter in them....EVERYONE!
1.Someone who is making up a story to impress people would be a flame shirter.

2.Someone acting out of their ego or pride to the extent that they know they are wrong but press on anyways in the defense of the matter they started to avoid shame or embarrassment.

3.Someone who is talking themselves up constantly is a flame shirter

4.Someone always needing reassurance is a flame shirter

5.Some one wearing pants that zip off below the knee's and turn into shorts is a flame shirter

6.Anyone wearing clothes that believe makes them look "tough" involving (skulls,flames,skulls,dragons,etc.)

7.someone always changing their style to fit the trend of what they think is cool
by bumblebeeknows May 4, 2014
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Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
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shester

A response that means "sure" in a passive way.
Chess Player: Do you want to play Chester?
Friend: Shester.
by Guy April 28, 2003
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shiteroo

Exclamation of surprise, usually made after a discovery or revelation.
"Shiteroo, I knew I should have voted for Gore."
by The Dawg October 30, 2004
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