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A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.
Person 1: Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Person 2: What?
by JustKat July 6, 2022
mugGet the Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.mug.
A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geicomug.
the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geicomug.
A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicomug.

saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.
Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.
by debren27 September 17, 2016
mugGet the saving the whalesmug.

Captain save a ho

Wanting to be a super muhfucka but end up looking like a dumbass.
Exp; *Random person getting jump*

*they friend come up*

friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.

*one of the person jumping his friend*

Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.

Jumper 2: exactly
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
mugGet the Captain save a homug.

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
by 3of3irish December 23, 2022
mugGet the Save a mattress, fuck a watermelonmug.

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