Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

Sam

A little gay 3rd grader that has Ligma and other diseases also he wants to marry a boy.

Don’t be such a sam

by Minisota April 29, 2019

sam

a really really incredibly massive pimple normally around the nose area

'omg i have a huge sam coming up' :(

by tissueelephant May 3, 2010

sam

Another word for a foot, that has been grated by a PedEgg.

girl 1: Man, that girl has a huge sam!
girl 2: I know its gross! I saw foot shavings in her pasta.
both: EWWW!!!

by Lola Snickerdoodles October 21, 2008

Sam

stupid hobo who doesn't want to be devoted 2 one girl 4 2 long.

Girl 1: Who's your ex?
Boy 1: Sam, but now hes going out with some other guy.
Girl 1: aww im srry, When did you guys break-up?
Boy 1: 5 minutes ago.
Girl 1: WAIT!! ur a guy...
Boy 1: Shut up! im.... different!!

by nihowthecom June 4, 2009

Sam

A word usualy depicted for a michael jackson impersonator. A guy that looks like MJ but cannot dance like him, many girls think he is thick and smells quite bad and most people secretly hate him

"OMG that guy cannot dance and he smells realy bad, what a sam!

by crazzzyfool1456 June 3, 2011

sam

an extremely short midget who is completely obsessed with asians and their tic-tac sized weiners

quit being a sam and go for the big ones

by sonicgen October 5, 2011