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slimey salamander

When you are having sex with a girl, you then pull out and cum on her back. She then flips over and rubs it on the carpet in the motion of a salamander.
Friend 1 - "Hey did you hear how stu got after that girl last night?"

Friend 2 - "yea when they were done, she hit that slimey salamander on the floor!"
by elvie June 3, 2015
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sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.
Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.
by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016
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wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.
Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up
by TucJoe January 15, 2017
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william salem

A gay ass bitch witch for his boyfriend Elijah Woods. Hes a hot witch with beautiful eyes and hes tall af from the time of the Salem Witch Trials.
woah thats a hot gay dude! he must be a William Salem!
by Dazai Nikiforov July 16, 2017
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MAYBACH SALAMI

MAYBACH SALAMI IS A $1000 A SLICE SALAMI CREATED BY I AM L.A. AKA L-DOT
ENGLISH YOUTUBER...JAY BLAQUE GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE L-DOT SAID HE WAS EATING $1000 A SLICE MAYBACH SALAMI IN THE "THROUGH THE JEANS LMAOOOO" VIDEO ON THE LA REALGAMERADIO CHANNEL
by SNAKELOCOFLOSANGELES October 1, 2017
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Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.
There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)
by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017
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massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"
by thelævfam December 27, 2018
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