salmon slappers

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

by dfaz September 12, 2008

Salls

The worst feeling in the world created by the devil himself, when you get sand stuck on the side of your balls and you want to roll over and die when you attempt to walk.

I was playing in the sand and got a serious case of salls.

by Polish chicken July 13, 2016

salma

Salma is the most beautiful girl to exist. She has stunning big brown eyes and long dark hair. Salma’s smile lights up the room. Her personality is out of this world. Salma also has the biggest boobs. Her boobs are the size of watermelons. She is very funny, outgoing, and loves animals. Many boys tend to fall in love with Salma but Salma is waiting for her prince charming. She doesn’t settle for anyone because she believes she will be wasting her time. Salma is also way too good for these little boys she needs a man.

Dude 1: Woah did you see Salma today?
Dude 2: Yeah she looked beautiful..
Dude 1: I know right, she’s the prettiest girl in the world i wanna suck on them titties

by catlover2019 April 30, 2019

slappin salmon

A mispronunciation by an angry alcoholic Bulgarian.

We're gonna watch slappin salmon, wanna come?

No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?

It's the movie made by broken lizard.

Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?

Yeah

by Nivek_The_Soaring_Mofo_Eagle April 18, 2010

Salman Khan

One of the biggest is the Criminal who killed a innocent deer and blew up people while driving on footpath

His dad is Shah Rukh Khan who made his carrier by giving a chance to a important role in his blockbuster movies ..

Also Salman Khan has some autowale fans woh is consistently crying for credit of his flim

One of the biggest is the Criminal who killed a innocent deer and blew up people while driving on footpath

His dad is Shah Rukh Khan who made his carrier by giving a chance to a important role in his blockbuster movies ..

Also Salman Khan has some autowale fans woh is consistently crying for credit of his flim

by Rohansonu June 30, 2021

Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010

Salmon Flaps

Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

:)

This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

by Dead-Kitty October 18, 2007