safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.

when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.

by zadtheman March 22, 2012

safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.

Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.

by Col_Fury January 16, 2014

safety shoes

Flip flops, open toe sandals, canvas shoes, or anything else totally inappropriate to wear while welding, operating heavy machinery, etc.
See also safety squint osha safety nazi

I've got my safety shoes on.

by butrejp November 23, 2015

Safetiness

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.

Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness

by Squirlycircle November 25, 2017

Sage

SAge. Is a girl who is out going she dont care whag others say. She only care about the people she love she be nice sometimes but dont means she cares. She a bad ass who dont take no for a answer she really pretty and she can be alittle crazy at times se will treat u like u treat her she dont always follow rule but she a din person to hang around so if i was u and i had a friend and her name is sage i would be glade u can call ur ur friend its not everyday that u get to met someone like her she is one of a kind u cant find her anywhere else

Dude. Ur friend with sage

2ed person. Yea why

Dude ur so lucky I heard she a good person to be friends with

2person. Yea she cool

by Sage means October 3, 2018

Sage

If you know someone who is named Sage, guy, girl, or nonbinary, Praise them for they are a Literal God amongst mortals and are super hot, Sage is probably pretty gay as well but that's fine, some people when they hear "who is sage?" would imminently grab them and say " Sage is many things, they're a God, they're a feral rat, they're a hot sexy fucker who I would 10/10 smash" Which is, in all honesty, the truth but remember, if you upset a Sage you are d e a d, they will come for you in your sleep so remember treat sage as the god they are

Random: "Who is Sage? Why is everyone talking about them?"
Me: "THE SEXIEST MF ON THIS PLANET, SAGE IS GREAT"

by thesimp69 June 2, 2021

Booted to safety

Being beaten very very heavily at Pro Evo 6 (either at half-time or full-time).

Craig: Hahaha. You got booted to safety. AGAIN!!

Ross: Fuck off, YOU got booted.

Craig: I'm AAALLL over you!!

Ross: Tevez

by gregreg December 13, 2006