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F.T.S.J.

Fuck
That
Shitty
Job

When a person has had enough of an employer and cannot stand the same rut every day this can be shouted or txd after you quit or go a-wall from everyone.
ITonya: I just let the larm go and said F.T.S.J.
Becky: Why the hel did you do that your gonna get fired.
ITonya: Depression and bi-polar disorder is a bitch. Not to mention, I have this guy on my ass that is obssessed with his apperence and wants me to feel wrong so he doesn't cry in his chereo's and ramen noodles when the dumb ass figures out he has feelings for me.
Becky: WTF are you talking about?

ITonya: Jayliegh I hate the S.O.B. but it's all I keep thinking about. I "work" at the place that we went to one time for frolacking. He took me on the hood of my car in the shipping/rec. Dock. Every time I walk to the entrance door I remember it. Ficken sux Anywho, we broke it off!
Becky: Oh, thats why you don't wanna go <3 pains quit being a sop, tell him you love him still.
ITonya: He knows, and uses it for destruction
by LivInmy2hoesA$$ November 19, 2009
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F.a.S

Chadahooch, Nasty Butler, Susie, Reiffer, Itzacadoozie, Squeek, Kip Fu, Jibbs, Pickle 5-0, Ham-L, Rogue Leader, Swiss, Joo...
by F.a.S June 2, 2003
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F.P.S.

1. (n) Fat Pussy Syndrome
2. (adj.) used to describe somone with a "foopa" or "vutt"
That fat bitch has major F.P.S.
by jared h April 2, 2006
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F.O.S.

Short for "Full Of Shitness"

A serious condition in which a person chooses a malady to be a victim of. This malady is usually vague, chronic and untreatable such as a "bad knee."

F.O.S. will tend to flare up when the person is confronted with a situation they would rather avoid.
"Is Robbie coming to your birthday party today?"

"No, she texted me yesterday. Apparently her F.O.S. is acting up, making it impossible for her to walk on her bad knee."
by mizJD January 10, 2010
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S.O.M.F.

Boy: Oh god I have a huge project thats do tomorrow, I haven't even started.
Girl: That suck brahh
Boy: Yeah, S.O.M.F.
by Ohnoezitbetheo February 21, 2010
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B.F.G.(s)

Big fragging gun(s) -- Either a specific gun in a video game by this name, or simply the biggest, baddest, mofo-est gun in a given game, e.g. the rocket launcher in Quake I.
Those guys were pwning me at Quake II until I got the B.F.G.(s) and started fragging them all over the place.
by PsyMar July 24, 2008
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The F.I.'s

The Fuck Its. A term describing one's attitude when the will or motivation to work has expired or disappeared.
It's Friday afternoon and I have the F.I.'s. I might as well go home now.
by Trainer Jer October 6, 2010
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