My friend an EMT told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his ass. They had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. They call that move the rusty scupper!
by Little Smokey October 05, 2007
by comal6669 October 19, 2003
After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope
Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.
by Cworth28 April 20, 2009
My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.
by tttoad May 06, 2020
Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !
Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.
SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
Emily: I know !
Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.
SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
by beccasarahdeil January 13, 2010
Damn, Me and Tawanda were messin' around last night. When I went down town it tasted like a roll of rusty coins.
by zllih August 17, 2004
An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
by bravebrian November 18, 2010