rubber drunk goggles

The act after having a one night stand at the partners place in the middle of the night while they sleep drape the used rubber over their eyes and leave. When they wake up they will be looking through rubber drunk goggles Aka the used condom from the filthy sex the night before.

Man I gave that slut the rubber drunk goggles when I left.

by freak26180 November 29, 2010

Robley

A person that many people are jealous of. No matter what job he has you will be answering to him as "sir". A person that is genuinely better than everyone else. A man that has a five pound penis and large hands.

Synonyms: baller, shot caller, boss, rich, Richard, the man, number one, God, pimp, superman

Look at Robley, with all his money and bitches, how does he have time to be superman too.

by SuperRobII December 20, 2016

bloody rubber slap

while fucking you get blood on the condom and you take it off and slap the girl in the face

dude i bloody rubber slapped this bitch last night.

by k king bitch April 26, 2008

rubber band

A clear and obvious representation of "The Struggle", man. It is a symbol of give and take, and the recoiling effects of pressure.

"So why the rubber band? It representin' the struggle, man"

by Lavid Dincul July 13, 2004

rubberflop

when you are wishy-washy and lagging behind schedule. you set a time frame that you're supposed to arrive, but you either change the time frame or show up super omega late. typical of asians. rubberflopping

Ly: vietnamers are never on time
Shorti: oh i see
Shorti: yeah vietnamese rubber band time
Ly: i am a working woman with a tight schedule.. i dont have time to rubberflop aroud
Shorti: haha
Shorti: who is this woman
Shorti: who cannot rubber... flop
Ly: this woman is i

by ly2001 September 5, 2008

rubber patty

a new word for hockey puck.

Hey bro, sauce me that rubber patty real quick so I can snip da ched-cheds!

by bnvbvtu985,wcoiwebcweubs March 3, 2011

fanny rubber

When certain people *cough* a friend of mine.. likes to "rub" their fanny.

Since i cant get laid...... im just gonna rub my fanny! Im such a fanny rubber!

by fucking-faggot November 26, 2007