Fatty Puff Puff

A person - usually called Sam or Kathryn - who is (or is getting) a bit porky. Generally a temporary state between episodes of svelte fitness and tone.

1) Kathryn: *shows old photo of self* Sam: “Wow…!! Weren’t you a Fatty Puff Puff??!!?”

2) Kathryn: “Sam, you’re a sexy goddess, even if you are a Fatty Puff Puff "

3) Both: Are you sure you want full fat coke? Gotta watch the Fatty Puff Puff.

Then they eat sweets and talk about cavemen and horses.

by smallbutmighty February 1, 2017

blow a puff

When you smoke a blunt. And big ass puffs come out.

Yo, Jim! You wanna blow a puff?

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 15, 2016

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker

Mindy is not a pecker puffer.

by mark March 4, 2004

puff the magic dragon

1. the title song of a children's movie. A child with no friends meets the dragon and gets a new friend. This all takes place in a magical town... which the dragon can't leave because if adults see him ... he will be forced to go away. The child is passed over as having an imaginary friend.
2.A reference to smoking pot. as seen in the movie "meet the parents".

Tommy:hay billy guess what I got for my bitrhday?
Billy: I dunna what?
Tommy: A dvd ..."puff the magic dragon".
Billy: cool ... lets go watch it now!

Sue:hay tom did u see meet the parents yet... what's this about puffing the magic dragon?
Tom:I'm not sure ... but it sure made me laugh!

by Lilteddie704 April 10, 2008

Puff

The best, coolest and sexiest pinoy around.

Hi, are you Puff?

by J4MES October 4, 2009

puff paddy

a name for a ginger irish man who thinks hes gangster

guy1:look puff paddys coming

guy2(whos ginger and thinks hes gangster)brap brap my homeboyz

by rolph December 14, 2008

smeagle puff

a person who has been to jail already for being a pedophile, and is changing their status by going for the mentally disabled children

you see that old creep walking into the special ed room? ah, yes! he is a total smeagle puff, for sure.

by Easy E fo sheeezy October 4, 2009