When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.
by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021
Get the D pressed no workmug. When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
Get the Pressing hammug. by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
Get the putin pressmug. 1. When people debate or argue online well past the original point and it gets off topic.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.
Damn! This dude still responding although that shit was a week ago. He trying to Press chat the trend.
I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.
This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.
Chat Pressing
I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.
This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.
Chat Pressing
by This Black guy said once October 18, 2021
Get the Chat Pressmug. by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019
Get the Pressedmug. when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
by Mart2 August 1, 2021
Get the pressedmug. Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the To speak with a customer service representative, press 9mug.