Christmas present

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

by Chad March 14, 2005

one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004

Presentate

To loudly, rudely, or annoyingly talk with food in your mouth.

Don't presentate at the restaurant .

It is rude to presentate in public.
Ew! Stop presentating, it's disgusting.

by C.N.Hebert May 30, 2018

seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task

A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.

by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006

powerpon presentation

A Microsoft Powerpoint that is so awesome it can not simply be called a "powerpoint"

Bob, "damn Harry, that was an incredible Powerpoint!"
Larry, "stfu Bob, that was a POWERPON presentation"

by Oi Rocky June 30, 2008

Pretentious

A kid who tries to get into a college just to impress people. And someone who thinks he is better but is really a try hard dickhead. Someone who sucks at everything theydo especially baseball and covers it up with all "talk" and no "walk"

Zach you're a pretentious dickhead. Because you always wana be better than everyone but you know you're just the same. Sorry bro

**cough**cough**dickhead**cough**cough**

by ShakerRaider5 April 19, 2012

5 Percenter

People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!

He's a 5 percenter!

by Ghumo August 17, 2018