precited

being excited about something before it actually goes down

I was so precited to go to Florida with Lizzy, until I found out she actually hates the big roller coasters.

by Alleyoompaloompa August 1, 2010

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

precosystem

A place that will be but is not yet an ecosystem.

Your mamma's junk is so nasty, it's a precosystem for second Jurassic period.

by hello laser January 23, 2012

Preciouser

More precious than another precious thing or person.

My girlfriend Elizabeth, is preciouser than me.

by Descenicy June 25, 2012

prechance

a preemptive chance; a chance given to somebody before others get it.

Ah, he has a prechance to bang that girl!

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 5, 2015

Precheck

Surreptitiously determining penis size before any commitment takes place.

We were making out so I did a quick PreCheck to see where the night was going to end up.

by Jbeck123 July 29, 2016