90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023

Ponged

When you are so drunk you body slam a ping pong table due to extreme laughter and/or coughing.

Man I really ponged the shit out of that ping pong table?

Yeah man you broke the cross beam.

by KraftyKramerKult July 16, 2019

pong flap

The art of firing ping pong balls with extreme dedication and precision from a vagina into your sexual partners mouth.

Man: Pong flap me

by Legend 27 February 12, 2017

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

Corn pong

A more hardcore hillbilly version of beer pong. If you get the ping pong ball into the cup your opponent must first chug a beer and then eat an entire cob of corn, husk and all. First person to die loses

"Man I played the sickest game of corn pong last night. If tommy was still alive he'd say it was awesome too"

by tsarge63 June 1, 2016

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule.

At the beginning of the game when all cups are in play if the first cup made is the bitch cup (the very center cup in the middle " leaving a "hole in the middle of all the cups the shooter can try and make his next ball or any balls after land in the "black hole" or the space in the middle of all the cups if the ball lands and stays in the black hole than any and all cups touching/making the hole must be removed as if a black hole opened up and sucked all the closest cups into it. You should be left with the 3 corners of the original rack and nothing else after this shot is made. This also counts and a made cup if there is a balls back, or heating up opportunity.

They really thought I was gunna lose until I hit that black hole and caught back up.

Fuck man I had him trolling till he hit that black hole now I'm behind

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule. Always wins it for me

by Pong dong daddy May 2, 2020