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First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.
by Jennoza July 09, 2010
One calls "Double Poke" when they want to be third in line of a smoking circle. it is usually said after poke gets called.
by Alicia McRae December 04, 2007
by SlopNChop October 18, 2016
The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.
So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.
by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020
When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
by Chopper.Mk.52 April 07, 2019
Having a boner
by OverTheCow November 22, 2016