jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

Poo Poo Plater

The act of taking a dump and not wiping, Then having oral intercourse with your partner. Right before you climax sit on their face and then finish on their face.

Well I had to go to the bathroom and they were out of toilet paper. So of course she got the poo poo plater..

by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 29, 2011

patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important

Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!

by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010

Patterpillar

A patterpillar is a pillar that patters.
A pillar is a column type thing.
A patter is a noise a duck makes when it walks.

"Bob, what is that?"
"I believe it is a Patterpillar"

by Penguinsgalore September 18, 2017

chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009