Phillip

A cocacolastic boi. So sweet and a weird, but wonderful sense of humour. If you break their heart you will fucking pay in life istg. He has such an amazing fucking voice and is just adorable in himself.

Boy 1:Woah who is that?!
Eren: That's Phillip, my bro motherfucker

by YesIt'sMya August 10, 2022

phillipino surprise

When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.

Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Philippines

The Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines, is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia

It is situated in the western Pacific Ocean and consists of around 7,641 islands that are broadly categorized under three main geographical divisions from north to south: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. The Philippines is bounded by the South China Sea to the west, the Philippine Sea to the east, and the Celebes Sea to the southwest. It shares maritime borders with Taiwan to the north, Japan to the northeast, Palau to the east and southeast, Indonesia to the south, Malaysia to the southwest, Vietnam to the west, and China to the northwest. The Philippines covers an area of 300,000 km² and, as of 2021, it had a population of around 109 million people, making it the world's thirteenth-most populous country. The Philippines has diverse ethnicities and cultures throughout its islands. Manila is the country's capital, while the largest city is Quezon City.

by ihandlethisidk September 8, 2022

Phillip

A person that’s repeatedly invited (and always shows up) to intimate family events/occasions, even though they are not family.
A Phillip is an outsider, but will be thrust upon the other members of the group as if they are legit and have always belonged. Anyone questioning the presence of Phillip will be met with contempt.
A Phillip will usually take more from an occasion than he/she adds.

“Why was he invited? He’s not even family! But he’s always turning up for shit that doesn’t involve him. He’s such a Phillip!”

by Emmmm4 December 9, 2022

Philippine nightclub

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off

She gave me a Philippine Nightclub last night!

by Darkhouse666 January 25, 2023

Phillip

Phillip is a very lovely person, he sometimes makes mistakes but with his majestic eyes you will most definitely give him a second chance.

Oh my god, there is another phillip talking to Jonathan

by Jons7777 March 17, 2023

Phillip

He is the funniest and coolest person you will ever meet they will be shy at first but when you take the time to be their friend they will be so funny and they will make you feel good. They will probably be your best friend

Gorol 1: Wow who by holy name be that bucco ye over yonder

Boy: Thats Phillip he do be makin me feel like a squirrel in a dome ye down 3k leagues beneath the sea
Gorol 2: Hey "Gorol 1" go kick rocks you skallywag

Gorol 1: That why you shoe rachet and you be smellin rancid wit cho off brand shaqs in that gyat dam TJ Max bargin bin potato sack lookin ass fit you be wearin you just mad beacuse you aint got no motion with cho Dusty,Crusty,Musty ass lookin cut you be lookin like sakura with yo damaged ass hair being shorter than yo time you spent with yo dad.
Gorol 2: No th-this caint be

Boy:No I am your Father
Gorol 2:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Terrence: Say Terrence what do yo-
Boy: Who TF are you?
Terrence: NAGASAKI

*EXPLOSION*

by Sponge John Circle Pantalones March 22, 2023