trump periods

A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious
1: she’s on her trump period leave her alone

2: what’s trump period ?

1: A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious

2: shit.
by anonymous333333333 November 02, 2020
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gtfo period

The small time gap between safety and danger. Can be used to define how long you have before someone turns angry, or before a fight breaks out or just for Shits and giggles when playing chap door, run.
Person 1: I just split with my girlfriend.
Person 2: sorry to hear that dude, how did she take it?
Person 1: don't know yet, waiting for her to reply.
Person 2: wait, you didn't do it to her face? You got maybe a 20 second gtfo period before she hunts you down dude.
by dts94 January 22, 2013
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Apple Period

A teacher who's on their period
Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.
by WWW.COMPASS June 07, 2023
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face period

Fred hit Barney and gave him a face period.
by Antipodean Anarchist September 28, 2015
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period peel

your period ends and you have to peel those layers off your face.
girl: mine started today and i can’t wait to peel off my current layer. it’s already getting kinda loose!

friend: Ugh mine started today too can’t wait to peel off my layer and it feels sooooo good after you peel it right!?!? i love period peel
by niviac.6 May 26, 2021
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period by chemistry

quite possibly the best song to evar exist. it was the opening theme song for full metal alchemist season 4 ( i think ).
hey guy, have you heard that song period by chemistry
by udidwutw/whoonutoob??? May 10, 2011
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Period Dance

The ancient ritual: the period dance. When done correctly, clouds form overhead bringing thunder and lightning, blood starts raining from the sky and dogs start howling. You will know that the ritual has worked when the vagina cries red tears.
Person 1: Why is the rain red?!

Person 2: Oh, I guess someone's doing the period dance.
by WigglyBobert February 24, 2018
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