pencil

a object used to plug the butthole

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea

by big dic mommy September 8, 2021

Pencil pal

A friend who wants to me more one day and then the next day they don’t. Will erase their progress and go back into the friend zone almost instantly

my pencil pal, only wants to be my friend when it’s convenient for her but last night she was definitely a permanent marker, pal

by Dirtrider10017 July 14, 2025

Diamond Pencil

ITS A PENCIL MADE OF DIAMONDS

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?

by Yikers173 November 6, 2019

Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018

pencil wenis

an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth

OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!

by ex-hole July 4, 2009

Pencil

the object used to kill a man

a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”

by AManOfFocusCommitmentSheerWill March 1, 2020

pencil

Somthing that has led in it and draws/writes on a paper

i'm going to draw a monster

but you need a pencil

by desass June 11, 2018