Pearl Harbor

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.

Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.

by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006

pearl necklace

when you tit-fuck a hot momma, and blow your load on her chest so it looks like pearls around her neck

Guy: Yo, you got one fine face, I could see my pearl necklace around it now

Girl: Then why don't you come to my place tonight and we can see what it'd really look like.

by Fidam September 19, 2005

pearl harbor

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.

Pearl harbor sucked.

by Adrian July 7, 2006

pearl harbour

When you jerk off and come in your belly button.

Jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.

by epsilonepsilonepsilon July 9, 2012

Pearl Eyesocket

an eyesocket that has been skull-fucked to the point that the eyeball has popped out and been replaced by the ejaculate

I gave that bitch a pearl eyesocket.

If you don't shape up, I'm gonna give you a pearl eyesocket.

by The Dude Man April 9, 2007

Pearl Jam

90's grunge band that's as good as sex.

Bf: That was some good sex!
Gf: Was like listening to Pearl Jam! Mmmmm....

by IisNotHere August 10, 2009

Pearl Harbour

To wake up an unsuspecting person by inserting one's penis in to the victims anus or mouth. (Multiple points of entry through the use marital aids or phallic vegetables are acceptable and encouraged... (Obvious for female aggressors))

Jane had been star fishing for months, so I pulled a Pearl Harbour this morning to get her involved.

by James Boned March 16, 2015