Boston Pancake

latin: Botolph Crustum

Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Boston Pancake

A guy shits on somebody while they are asleep, uses his ass to make it flat like a pancake, then jizzes on it to represent powdered sugar and syrup.
"Dude, Jake passed out and I gave him a Boston Pancake! He was pissed"

"Man, you are just wrong..."
by C. Nile Demencha December 11, 2008
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The Pancakes of Doom

Incarnation of pure evil, in the form of pancakes. These evil cakes are secretly planing world domination as we speak, be prepared to fight!!! Also known as The Dreaded Butter Flakes
Run The Pancakes of Doom are coming!!!
by Tyler November 20, 2004
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Pancake Batter

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.
Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.
by Master of Girth April 04, 2003
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nigga pancake

the result of running a nigga over with your car
Jeff: shit!! shit!! i just ran someone the fuck over!!!!

Andy: nahh keep on going you just made a nigga pancake.
by killasights July 12, 2009
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Anal Pancake

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks
ouch that anal pancake hurt, it flattened my weiner!!
yum anal pancakes
by big al July 08, 2004
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Pink pancake

The act of pressing your scrotum against a flat surface thereby producing a circular, pink mass. For best results this should be performed against a clear surface and viewed from the other side.
When Mick pressed his balls on the glass coffee table, Louise thought that they looked just like a pink pancake.
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