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pampering prick

The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
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Plumper

A person mostly described as poopy or a bundle of sticks. This type of person usually is in a group of friends who always rage quits a game of Smash bros and calls everyone Fags
My friend is such a plumper it annoys me
by pooper2923 May 15, 2018
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That`s Pimperific

A phrase used to describe something so awesome that`s its Pimping to the max
by ArtisanCreator November 4, 2009
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Pumped Up

To be pregnant. It comes from the physical appearance of the female's stomach being "pumped up" like a balloon or another round object filled with air.
To be used in the same manner as the word "pregnant":
"She has gone and gotten herself pumped up!"
"Carla is pumped up!"
"When are you going to get pumped up?'
by Niki Yo October 4, 2010
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pumped up heel

An aged slut often dressed in provocative and or revealing clothing along with open-toed high heels (with straps) a size or two too small creating instant hammertoe.
Tom's mom is a pumped up heel because she tried to grab my dong under the dinner table. She smells like poon and hairspray.
by Karine A January 19, 2014
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Get it Pumped!

Instigate sexual relations forthwith, occasionally shortened to GIP. Originally started by proud fenians on the thehuddleboard.com, not by the smelly lot although they were certainly the first to use it in conjunction with members of their immediate family.
HB1: Ma missus has just farted out her snooze!
HB2: Get it pumped!

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FF1: Ma sisturs just started her dabs! Think I'm gonna get it pumped, when my da's finished with her obv!
by teh hb November 6, 2009
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pumpernickel pump-off

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.
"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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