police shooting

(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.

hear about the latest police shooting?

Yes! I cant keep up those police are bust keeping us safe!!

by $lapaho April 29, 2021

swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

by Dubiks December 12, 2018

Fund the Police

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

by Squirrel Rito February 26, 2021

Woke Police

Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation

The woke police love that woke justice.

by HurdyMyGurdy March 03, 2021

Fuck the police

Something you fuck in the ass. Biggest gang in the world

The police stole all my weed and smoked it fuck the police

by Police fucker February 28, 2018

Instagram Police

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying

Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police

by salvato44 February 15, 2014

Cringe Police

so sexy has so much sexer with cece and others. did i mention sex??? sexer?!!!? so much sexiesm.

Cece: Cringe Police came over last night ;)
Caroline: wtf he’s mine

by Cringe Police January 25, 2021