Pattywagon

A slang term to piss off an Irish man.

"Muh muh u pattywagon."

"Nick nack patty wack give the dog a bone this old man came rolling home..."

by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017

Platypus

A metaphor for something that holds you down.

Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.

by Bman2007 September 9, 2020

Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks

Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?

by B-RonLallo January 15, 2021

skull patty

When you shit your pants and put your dirty underwear on yo bitches head.

i got totally messed up at a party last weekend and gave my girl a skull patty when i got home. that's the last time we eat mexican before drinking.

by wickedfnracer July 7, 2010

Manbullet Platter

The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.

DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up

by DJ Cream Pie and Dr Extenze May 5, 2011

Fuck Platter

An assortment of sexual partners

I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!

by SwIrLieDeee April 29, 2014

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016