freelance photographer

A photographer who works for themselves. Sells their photos to whoever wishes to buy them.

Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!

by Amandel December 28, 2006

Photographist

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.

What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.

by 393 May 11, 2011

photosexual

someone sexually addicted to photos.

he loves making love to to photo paper he must be a photosexual

by D.J H.V January 13, 2008

Photoshopped

A word describing an image, often but not always a photograph, that has been edited in some way. This usually means more than just the usual removing of red-eye for instance, and more likely refers to a picture that has been be given a look that is unrealistic, (i.e. something that didn't happen). It is a reference to the popular image editing package photoshop, although an image doesn't need to be edited specifically in photoshop for the word to apply to the process.

Yubo: "dude check out this picture of someone poking a lion in the eye with a tennis racket"

Dennis:"don't tell me you honestly believe that happened, its blatantly photoshopped."

by ovo October 22, 2008

photobooth consulter

A person who uses photobooth in public for means of checking one's appearance. Most photobooth consulters attempt to use photobooth in public as if they were in a private situation.

The photobooth consulter quickly command-Qed her photobooth when she realized there were people standing behind her as she examined herself on the screen of her mac.

by erieee November 17, 2009

racy photos

Based on the context I've seen in used in, I means nude or private photos sent to you by a partner or someone you are involved with in some way

"Most men wouldn't show their friends racy photos of their partner. "

by Hmmm🤔 July 21, 2016

Photoshop ND

A new program with the amazing ability to create artwork that both plagiarizes, and totally degrades the human mind to a new unbelievable level of nescience. Fully equipped with the Nick's Goodness Tool, and the Make Better Filter, this program not only succeeds in making you look like a non-sentient life form, but also makes you feel like one too.

What the hell were you using, Photoshop ND?

Wow, another fine piece of art produced by Photoshop ND.

by Your mum May 5, 2005