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seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
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Pat Conway

My name is Pat Conway; I’m 5’0, addicted to NYQuil, and I rock a .5 GPA
by Weedle415 September 28, 2019
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Pat Ernz

Pat ernz is the definition of simplifying patterns.

Creating subtle patterns to make an image as a whole with less patterns. A repeated decorative design with less decorative’s.
Those pat ernz on that shirt is fire af
by FashionGuru_ November 23, 2021
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pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"
by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024
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Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat
Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?
by King Brian October 29, 2021
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pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018
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I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.
I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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