taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

paint mixing

Complicating a simple black and white situation. Such as taking black and white paint and mixing it to form gray. Commonly utilized by liberals as a foundation for their side of an arguement resulting in fuzzy logic.

I found myself confused after talking to a liberal. He assured me illegal immigrants were not criminals through the use of paint mixing.

by David Foster December 13, 2006

painting a rainbow

when a guy does or wears something that makes him look gay

OMG did you see what josh is wearing he is so painting a rainbow

by k&jlove1005 March 6, 2009

Cave Painting

An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.

She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!

He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.

by TedEye October 28, 2010

Pussy Painting

1.When you paint your pussy so that your man can get it in the right hole...on the first try.

2. Pussy painting is for all you men who can never seem to hit the correct hole before she finally takes control...

You wanna please your women? Try out our new product "Pussy Paint"...Guranteed to hit the right hole on the first try...Every time! 😉
Pussy painting:All you have to do is chose a color, pour some paint on your finger and rub it on the correct hole.

by Ali Lynn October 27, 2017

Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013

veteran paint

Cool way to say blood

I fell off my bike and scraped my knee. I got veteran paint all over my pants

by Taylor Ray May 3, 2008