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Can of schlecht

Im away for a can of schlecht
by Scott Schlecht July 16, 2018
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Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019
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febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart
Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can
by Colton R April 22, 2018
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Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 6, 2009
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glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
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Can Luca

Can Luca is the brightest soul of the univers, everyone considers him as the alpha male.
Every girl He Talks to embraces because of his masculinity and his big dick Energy.
Also he is the most handsome, caring and loving person in the World.
Because many Can Lucas are orientalic the most attracted women for them are Light gingers.
Who is the best guy in the World?? I think Can Luca because He is so good at everything.
by 2forwin November 22, 2021
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but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.
Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?
by uhh may January 21, 2018
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