The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.
"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."
by GreenEggsNGraham March 29, 2009
Get the Phone-alingus mug.When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all
Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!
John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!
John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!
by Sagemuffin January 4, 2010
Get the Phone Dead mug.A British synonym of phantom phone, the experience of feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket when in fact it hasn't. You are either imagining it or mistaking other vibration sources for your phone.
Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.
Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.
Ed: "Hang on, my phone's going. Oh no it's not. It's phone leg. I thought it was my daughter. Do you get phone leg?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"
by dalb0z March 1, 2010
Get the phone leg mug.When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.
by Phone Warrior May 19, 2006
Get the phone wars mug.When you purposely ignore a text or message off someone and avoid anyway of letting them knkw your online eg. Facebook.
by .AJ. January 8, 2017
Get the phone ghosting mug.A butt phone is a device used by technicians (and rarely ever home users) working on telecommunications networks to diagnose issues within the communications systems.
All the numbered buttons and the plugs etc are located on the end of the handset itself. Hence, the term butt phone.
All the numbered buttons and the plugs etc are located on the end of the handset itself. Hence, the term butt phone.
Example 1:
Technician: "I have my butt plugged into the line"
Example 2:
Technician: "I love my butt phone"
Technician: "I have my butt plugged into the line"
Example 2:
Technician: "I love my butt phone"
by HotWater May 21, 2012
Get the Butt Phone mug.Person 1: Hey, you won't be able to reach my cell this summer.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: I have a LeBron phone. It doesn't work in June.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: I have a LeBron phone. It doesn't work in June.
by Stacey King January 2, 2012
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