road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

road popper

the person consuming the alcoholic beverage in a automobile.

Jane was being a real road popper. She drank a whole 40 in my car on the way home!

by ROADPOPPER January 17, 2008

Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

Road gummies

When getting road head from a senior citizen, with no teeth!

"Cayley's grandma gave me road gummies on the way home from Thanksgiving
Dear Lord; should just call her hoover! not granny she's still got it at her old age! "

by stevetotheo June 20, 2018

Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.

by Phaqer February 20, 2022

Road Sled

A long, shitty car that is low to the ground and bottoms out even on flat, straight surfaces usually from lack of working shock absorbers. It sometimes is accompanied by mismatched tires, and doors. Also duct tape, and bungee cords may be visible. The car will most likely be traveling to Walmart, or an auto parts flea market.

Damn dude! Did you see that road sled just pass us?

by dickhole44 November 16, 2015

Worrin Road

Worrin road is the biggest shithole of them all, it is worse than the favelas in Brazil. Callum Cushen lives on this road and quite frankly it’s embarrassing. This guy is special and says some stupid stuff

“Callum where tf do you live”
“Worrin road”
“🤮”

by Thorndales April 6, 2023