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Opposite Orgasm October

A challenge in which you are not allowed to masturbate for all of October.
Person 1: Will you participate in Opposite Orgasm October?
Person 2: I just failed.
by idkwhattocallmyselfyet September 30, 2022
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oppositly

It is when two opposite atoms come together and become one.
NaCl had an oppositly bonding.
by dablue January 15, 2023
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oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media
"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023
by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023
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Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.
Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.
by angry lil bird June 18, 2023
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Oppositelooprium

You cannot imagine something in the opposite, because it's always will be a loop.
Hello, Jack. can you tell me how to define math?
No, because I don't want!
Yes. because it's a oppositelooprium!
oh. well no because there's a loop! it's something that cannot happen. let's say
in opposite day no means yes, and yes means no.
so it's a loop!
by jaemy191 June 24, 2023
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Opposite day

CLEARANCE LEVEL 6 REQUESTED
ACCEPTED

ENTER LOG

Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.

Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.

Addendum 1
8/17/1959

A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays

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Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
by noteast July 3, 2023
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