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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

“Serving Ground Beef”

The saying, “Serving Ground Beef” is closely associated to the Sale/and or Distribution of the street drug “Heroin”, either alone or inside a network of other Entrepreneur(s)

“I’m just “serving ground beef” later b, pull up”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

Dumping ground degrees

A place rubbish or unwanted students are admitted into. A degree programme where only the only the numbers in your bank account matters or where's there's so little competition that even your 7yo nephew can get in

Sigh, my rank points for A-levels is only 67. Looks like i can only apply for dumping ground degrees like NUS EEE!

by SingaporeFarmer March 15, 2021

Ground Loot

Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.

“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

e-Grounded

When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.

Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."

Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"

by wetbitchtits December 1, 2010

ground-bait

When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.

"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."

by UrbanVocabLad May 4, 2016

Ground Grippas

Ground gripping gods have descended. Give Them To Us.

"Boy This MF got the ground grippa 12's"
"Ay you got some of them ground grippas???"

by Clatter October 25, 2022