Loose Nukes

1. A category for the uncategorizable
2. An explanation for the unexplainable
3. An excuse for the unexcusable

Thug #1: Yo homes, is Enya considered New Age or Soft Pop?
Thug #2: Who knows g, loose nukes!

Sorority Girl: Katie was totes loose nukes last night at the bar. I'm pretty sure she hooked up with the bouncer...
BFF: OMFG again?... loose nukes, yo!!!

by Swisscutie April 5, 2009

nuked

What happens to something (or someone) that gets so utterly destroyed or blown up that, no matter what, cannot possibly be in any worse condition.

in other words, completely dicintigrated from existence.

player 1: dude, I used the shoop da whoop gun on it, and it disappeared.
player 2: u completely nuked it, dude.

by pr1nn13s September 7, 2009

nukesterbate

Masturbating in a radioactive zone seeking the ultimate nuclear pleasure.

Hey, isn't Alexei supposed to be guarding the Chernobyl entrance?
Oh he's probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
Isn't it dangerous to nukesterbate?
Yolo

by Santi's Apprentice January 8, 2014

Nuker

A variety of teenagers. A nuker is someone who goes to parties constantly, dips, and drinks on a regular basis. A nuker is usually very loud and assumes everyone is his friend, but talks shit behind everyones back. 90% of most prep schools are nukers, where as 40% of public school students are nukers. As wealth goes up, Nukage goes up.

John: Did you go to that party at Jessie's?
Alec: Nah only nukers went to that shit.

by doobieKING April 4, 2012

Nukeable

A meal or product which is intended to be heated in a microwave oven, i.e nuked.

I can't be bothered to cook tonight, so I picked up some nukeables.

by UKDK November 28, 2010

Nukeitall

What needs to be done to a item uncooked for quick results.

Hey how do you want me to cook dinner? Just nukeitall....

by ivana flailsomemore August 22, 2016

nukeular

Do not spell nuclear this way please

Nukeular power plants are terrific

by Yarlord March 18, 2018