Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor

Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro

Nonce Rizz by ebilnoob December 8, 2023

Nonce Varnish 

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

Nonce Varnish by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Bald Nonce 

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

Bald Nonce by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Ginger nonce 

Stephen tries

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

Ginger nonce by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019

I’m a nonce 

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)

Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce

I’m a nonce by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

Work Nonce 

Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home

See he is doing overtime again the work nonce

Work Nonce by benji19 November 14, 2019