Club nonce

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties

-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce

by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce

A kind, loving person. Cares for their friends and loved ones.

My dad is a nonce

by snapplaysminecraft March 15, 2021

Nonce

A very nice person who is good with kids

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”

by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023

Nonce

nonce means pedophile

Why you keep following me you nonce

by Gufhfigyhfyvyhyv February 5, 2019

Nonce

A pedophile or any sex offender (mainly a uk term) which can stand for the following: Not of normal criminal element or alternatively not of normal communal exercise

Did you hear about the Nonce who just moved on the seg wing let’s go smash him up

by Baitguy_69 July 4, 2022

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022