nonce

someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.

What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.

by Rob PG Tips May 13, 2005

nonchalant

a word a non-english-speaking -person casually uses when conversing with a english-only-speaking-person to demonstrate their proficiency of the English language.

English-only-speaking-person: where you stressed when you had to move halfway around the world, to a country that only speaks English?
Non-English-speaking-person: To be honest, I was quite nonchalant about the whole process, I try not to stress too much.
English-only-speaking-person: wow, for an Italian, your English is so good! You're using words like nonchalant and everything!
Non-English-speaking-person: Well, nonchalant is actually french...which is one of the 5 languages I speak.
English-only-speaking-person. well shit...

by ccamp54 June 21, 2020

noncha-lent

Noun 1.A play-on-words of the word nonchalant, which means apathetic towards lent
2.A really stupid reason for a stupid cunt named Korsekwinski to get you in trouble and steal your stuff
3.The feeling of apathy towards lent

1&2 That bitch yelled at me for making up noncha-lent!
3 This whole thing seems noncha-lent.

by Kat Monahandshake April 25, 2004

noncon

An individual who consciously goes against what's popular; short for "nonconformist"

"She won't go to the movie theater anymore - she's too much of a noncon."

by Malik Debtran July 3, 2003

Nonchall

not cool or chill.

look at that cop over there.
hes such a nonchall

by thesediosed February 4, 2010

noncerthon

coming from nonce (affectionate term used for friend in a camp attitude)describes an action one would use to hit it hard or giving it the big one

if you are going to get pissed on a night out you may say - we are going to hit it hard on a noncerthon rin.

by boysie November 19, 2004

Nonce

Slang for pedophile, sex offender, child molester, etc.

"That Shanta guy is a fucking nonce."

by HatFilms September 24, 2016