Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

nonce

also known as humaira ahmed due to her dodgy as fuck fringe xo

‘oh my god is that a nonce’
‘aha it’s just humaira’

by lil spanks October 31, 2019

nonce

jasper

jasper is a fat neek with bare nonce

by idkidinignitre October 31, 2021

Nonce

The word nonce is usually used in the terms of describing Albert O’Sullivan.
The word comes from Latin origin with the definition meaning ‘Kiddy Fucker’

“Hey Albert stop touching me there you Nonce!”

by Albert0pedo October 16, 2023

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I typed my name in to urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 5, 2024

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021