towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.

The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.

by glizzyholm September 23, 2022

Tea Towel

A very sexy man

Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!

by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023

Little Towels

Another name used for Pancakes by Dad the Greatest YouTuber in The Universes in the popular web series Dad Feels. Dad being an alien from out of space is unaware of the human term for Pancakes until informed by Daughter.

"I can't wait to go to Restaurant and have some little towels with food sauce on top"

by Biagio X January 4, 2021

Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019

Towel Racking

Referencing to how someone is so faded about to pass out like their body is a towel hanging on a rack because the whole upper portion of the body is bent over and the arms and head are hanging down dangling towards the floor about to touch their toes.

Look, they be 'Towel Racking'

by Under92decibelz January 13, 2025

Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.

That guy is such a swass towel

by not Leora August 21, 2023

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010