On your ones

On your ones. To be by yourself when no ones around

"don't make me catch you slipping on your ones.

"If I catch you lacking on your ones your catching it"

by Not your average Toronto shord December 11, 2017

Your mom

Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long

Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?

by Spud.butt.69 July 13, 2021

your mum

gay

your mum, gay

by PTDS Guy September 30, 2019

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

your m0om

your birth giver or mom is a fat cow that know one really cares about and wants to crucify.

me:"hey your moms a m0om"
you:"*cries*"
your m0om i very very very very very very very very very fat

by alphachadbobbert December 5, 2021

your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

by jl0728 May 31, 2015

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018