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Who asked?

phrase used by people who dont have real life friends
"My dad died 2 years ago in a car crash"
"WhO aSkEd?"
by .goofy-grooby April 22, 2023
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How to ask a girl out

Add her snapchat and follow her back on all her social media's.

Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
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by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
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who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
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Ask your bsf to fuck

Tis the season! Christmas is coming along and what better yet to do is a prank?! December 20th is Asking your Bestfriend to fuck and see their reaction, Have Fun!
Jack: “ Hey amber , bestie you wanna fuck?
Amber: “No ew that’s weird jack!”
Ask your bsf to fuck
by Bigbandit December 20, 2022
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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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Dry Ask

To indirectly make a request of a person by verbally talking about what you need from them without directly asking them. Asking for a friend is a common obvious way of dry asking but often times dry asking is not as obvious. Often manipulative and rude. Punks, simps, people pleasers, and thirsty members of the opposite sex are easy targets of dry asking.
*The victim and bystander in this scenario is aware that the that the asker is most likely broke before the verbal exchange.

Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.
by American Knowmad January 4, 2023
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formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"
New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023
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