gut nut

the stomach orgasm; (unisex) upon eating some 'magic' food, ones' guts and taste buds begin to experience a 'transcendental' bliss, where one seemingly leaves the bonds of gravity (like in REAL sex!!)

-the eyes roll back and the mind 'orbits saturn', while many 'g' s of gravitational force are felt. after a second or two, one is back for "another taste" (like in REAL sex!!) (-serving as somewhat of a suicide deterrent!!)

haley had a gut nut while eating that godiva 'chaw' clit!!

the maine lobster swimming in butter gave mike a gut nut!

a gut nut was what joe was having from the sirloin-burger!!

celestina gut nutted from the walnut-tofu!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2011

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Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.

Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.

by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016

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No Nut November

No Nut November is a internet challenge where men are not allowed to release their white liquid for the entire month of November.

Guy 1: wanna do no nut november?
Guy 2: no bc im horny asf

by nfsvsforza May 22, 2023

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cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.

"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."

by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016

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Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

by Nobli May 30, 2022

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